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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

askeddieandcrane:

monsterfearitself:

riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

askeddieandcrane:

monsterfearitself:

riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

*gets out of the car* Drag him out.

How about no.

How about yes. *grabs him and drags him out*

*moves over to Dr. Crane and stands there*

*nudges Jon away* Help Scarecrow restrain him.

*slumps at the name* You’re fucking kidding me.

You mean you dont recognize the family resemblance? *smirks and drags him along*

*nods rapidly and does so*

*slides a hand into his pocket* Take off the bag.

*squirms*

*takes off the bag* Watch your eyes, Kid. It’s pretty bright

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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

askeddieandcrane:

monsterfearitself:

riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

*gets out of the car* Drag him out.

How about no.

How about yes. *grabs him and drags him out*

*moves over to Dr. Crane and stands there*

*nudges Jon away* Help Scarecrow restrain him.

*slumps at the name* You’re fucking kidding me.

You mean you dont recognize the family resemblance? *smirks and drags him along*

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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

*gets out of the car* Drag him out.

How about no.

How about yes. *grabs him and drags him out*

theload:

realityhelix:

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

I have never seen a map like this.

Me neither.

Australian maps have the world flipped

theload:

realityhelix:

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

I have never seen a map like this.

Me neither.

Australian maps have the world flipped

(Source: annamay-wrong)

Every time someone compliments my blog, a good half of me is flattered. The other half largely wants to hold this person in a comforting and consolatory manner, petting their hair and whispering, ‘Thou hast been deceived. Verily, I do apologize to thee.’

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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

askeddieandcrane:

monsterfearitself:

riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

askeddieandcrane:

monsterfearitself:

riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

…..

*narrows eyes*

……

Jon..?

“…Dr. Crane?”

Just considering my options.

*shifting uncomfortably*

*falls silent and gets off the other crane*

*shifts uncomfortably and swallows. he could swim but not in a locked car*

*stops the car* We’re here. Looks like you all luck out for now.

*clears throat* And ‘here’ is…?

*jumps out of the car* Lucky us.

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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

askeddieandcrane:

monsterfearitself:

riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

…..

*narrows eyes*

……

Jon..?

“…Dr. Crane?”

Just considering my options.

*shifting uncomfortably*

*falls silent and gets off the other crane*

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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

…..

*narrows eyes*

……

Jon..?

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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

askeddieandcrane:

monsterfearitself:

riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

*car gently careens near a brick wall before correcting itself* Gagging him could always be an option. Though watching him attempt to talk his way out of things is entertaining.

You should all feel honored—it usually takes me much longer to hate anyone quite as much as I hate you all.

Welcome to the family, kid. *rolls eyes*

Jon gazed happily out the window.

He wasn’t worried about the other Crane.

He’d come around.

You’re all lucky the docks are far away. I would love nothing more than to drive this car into the harbor right now.

*scowling* If this one doesn’t stop with the ‘kid’ bullshit…*grumbles*

Suck it up, Kid.

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riddle-that-riddler:

askjonathankeenycrane:

*car gently careens near a brick wall before correcting itself* Gagging him could always be an option. Though watching him attempt to talk his way out of things is entertaining.

You should all feel honored—it usually takes me much longer to hate anyone quite as much as I hate you all.

Welcome to the family, kid. *rolls eyes*