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askjonathankeenycrane:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

monsterfearitself:

Thanks! 

Alright. Are you missing anything else super important, Jon?

Not at the moment, no. If he steals anything else I will return, though.

I’m thinking of getting him some snowglobes. It may distract him for a while.

They may.

Anyway thanks for your help. Sorry about the watch and glasses

It’s fine. Take care.

Come by for cards and coffee some time.

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askjonathankeenycrane:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

monsterfearitself:

Thanks! 

Alright. Are you missing anything else super important, Jon?

Not at the moment, no. If he steals anything else I will return, though.

I’m thinking of getting him some snowglobes. It may distract him for a while.

They may.

Anyway thanks for your help. Sorry about the watch and glasses

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askjonathankeenycrane:

monsterfearitself:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

landilizandra:

He shouldn’t be. And I suggest giving him ginger and mint tea daily.

*finds a post-it note and writes it down, pastes it on the fridge* 

That shouldnt be too hard. 

That should be all then. *vanishes*

Thanks! 

Alright. Are you missing anything else super important, Jon?

Not at the moment, no. If he steals anything else I will return, though.

I’m thinking of getting him some snowglobes. It may distract him for a while.

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landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

landilizandra:

He shouldn’t be. And I suggest giving him ginger and mint tea daily.

*finds a post-it note and writes it down, pastes it on the fridge* 

That shouldnt be too hard. 

That should be all then. *vanishes*

Thanks! 

Alright. Are you missing anything else super important, Jon?

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landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

Other than that will he be fine?

He’s been fine with the lactaid milk. Should I start him on calcium pills?

That wouldn’t hurt.

Anything else?

Will he be more aggressive with Fino?

He shouldn’t be. And I suggest giving him ginger and mint tea daily.

*finds a post-it note and writes it down, pastes it on the fridge* 

That shouldnt be too hard. 

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askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

Other than that will he be fine?

He’s been fine with the lactaid milk. Should I start him on calcium pills?

That wouldn’t hurt.

Anything else?

Will he be more aggressive with Fino?

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askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

What? What’s wrong?

What? He’s been fine all this time, shouldnt he still be ok?

Dragons adore milk. It helps increase our growth.

That is unfortunate.

He drinks lactaid milk. He gets all the same nutrients. 

It’s not the same.

Other than that will he be fine?

He’s been fine with the lactaid milk. Should I start him on calcium pills?

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askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

What? What’s wrong?

What? He’s been fine all this time, shouldnt he still be ok?

Dragons adore milk. It helps increase our growth.

That is unfortunate.

He drinks lactaid milk. He gets all the same nutrients. 

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askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

That must be why the hearing aids have been hurting him…

Wait, yeah, can he change shape?

Not yet. That he will need to be taught at a later date.

Will he have any allergies?

He’s lactose-intolerant. 

*makes a pained sort of sound, looking distressed* Oh no…

What? What’s wrong?

What? He’s been fine all this time, shouldnt he still be ok?

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askjonathankeenycrane:

landilizandra:

monsterfearitself:

That must be why the hearing aids have been hurting him…

Wait, yeah, can he change shape?

Not yet. That he will need to be taught at a later date.

Will he have any allergies?

He’s lactose-intolerant.